WHO CLICKS ON A TOP SECRET "Don't Click" LINK? 

You.  And me.  That's who.  I told you on the about page that this site is for the respectful rebels. ;)

I GOT TO THIS PAGE FROM SUPERHERO HULA'S BUSINESS CARD INSTEAD.

Wohoo!  That means Sarah Michaels probably met you in person and found you enchanting enough to personally hand you a business card.  Or...you know someone really cool who got a business card and that person gave you access to this top secret link.

SO NOW THAT YOU'RE A PART OF OUR TOP SECRET *SUPERHERO LEAGUE* WHAT DOES IT MEAN?  

It means if you secretly rave about us to a friend or family member, and they make a donation*, reserve a show, video download, or lesson then you get VIP perks.

We're still building this portion of our website, because we want it to be the maximum amount of fun.  But we envision a golden Willy Wonka type of ticket here and an introduction to both your perks and that of the person you "Word Of Mouthed" us to.

SO WELCOME TO THE CLUB.  YOU'RE ONE OF US NOW. 

TO TOTALLY MAKE SURE YOU'RE IN, AND IN CASE YOU'RE NOT SURE HOW ACCURATE YOUR TELEPATHIC SKILLS ARE YET, FILL OUT OUR CONNECT FORM HERE.  Or at the very least, make sure the person you raved to includes your name and email or mailing address in our "Notes" section in their contract so Sarah can thank you.

*All $22 donation proceeds go towards supporting a domestic abuse survivor receiving a transformative SUPERHERO HULA PRIVATE LESSON valued at $777